pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray
  • 1. What is you middle name? Riley-Josef
  • 2. How old are you? 25
  • 3. What is your birthday? October 19, 1988
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign? Libra
  • 5. What is your favorite color? Black, Silver, Green
  • 6. What’s your lucky number? 42
  • 7. Do you have any pets? Yes
  • 8. Where are you from? Barcelona
  • 9. How tall are you? 6’2
  • 10. What shoe size are you? 10.5-11 Depending on the shoe type
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4
  • 12. What was your last dream about? My girl
  • 13. What talents do you have? I dunno
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way? Don’t think so
  • 15. Favorite song? Duct Tape, Chiodos
  • 16. Favorite movie? Mix between American History X and Easy A :/
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner? Juli
  • 18. Do you want children? Yes
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding? No
  • 20. Are you religious? I’m spiritual.
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes.
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Yes.
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes
  • 24. Baths or showers? Showers
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing? My feet
  • 26. Have you ever been famous? No
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? No
  • 28. What type of music do you like? All but country..anything twangy just isn’t my speed.
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two. Body pillow and regular size
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in? Alternate between stomach and back, when having nightmare troubles, curled up in a ball on my side.
  • 32. How big is your house? 4 story
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Ice water
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes
  • 36. Favorite clean word? Towel? :p
  • 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck.
  • 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 4 days
  • 39. Do you have any scars? Yes
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Yes
  • 41. Are you a good liar? No
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character? I hope so
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Not that I’m aware of
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent? When I’m wasted
  • 45. What is your favorite accent? Not sure
  • 46. What is your personality type? Weird
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? A coat that I have, $450
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie? In between..
  • 50. Left or right handed? Left
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders? God yes.
  • 52. Favorite food? Spaghetti
  • 53. Favorite foreign food? Sushi
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person? OCD organized in some areas..messy in others..
  • 55. Most used phrased? I’m really not sure.. :/
  • 56. Most used word? Fuck
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 5 minutes, 10 at most
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego? No
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself? No
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself? In the shower
  • 62. Are you a good singer? I don’t personally think so
  • 63. Biggest Fear? Losing those I love
  • 64. Are you a gossip? I don’t like to
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair? On girls? Medium-Long. On myself, short-medium
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Eh, 30-40 probably
  • 68. Favorite school subject? Computers and science¬†
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert? Depends on my mood. Normally Introvert, fuck people.
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No
  • 71. What makes you nervous? My girl at times..but in a good way.
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark? Only when I have nightmares beforehand
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes
  • 74. Are you ticklish? Yes
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor? No but I have been the subject of them..probably the reason why I don’t start them
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Only my own
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage? God yes
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs? God yes
  • 79. Who was your first real crush? Celebrity = Michelle Rodriguez, Knowing IRL = A girl in my primary school named Tracy Martinez
  • 80. How many piercings do you have? 13
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs? Yes
  • 82. How fast can you type? 228 wpm
  • 83. How fast can you run? I don’t know, but I can outrun you :p
  • 84. What color is your hair? Dark brown
  • 85. What color is your eyes? Blue¬†
  • 86. What are you allergic to? Dairy, Honeydew Melons
  • 87. Do you keep a journal? Only online
  • 88. What do your parents do? Rest in their graves
  • 89. Do you like your age? No
  • 90. What makes you angry? Myself
  • 91. Do you like your own name? Not really, but it’ll do I guess
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? I’m not sure
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Boys..
  • 94. What are you strengths? I have none.
  • 95. What are your weaknesses? Too many to list
  • 96. How did you get your name? It was never fully explained to me.
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Not that I’ve been told.
  • 98. Do you have any scars? Many
  • 99. Color of your bedspread? Black
  • 100. Color of your room? White

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